For each value of k ≥ 2, we determine the number pn of ways of dissecting a polygon in the projective plane into n subpolygons with k + 1 sides each. In particular, if k = 2 we recover a result of Edelman and Reiner (1997) on the number of triangulations of the MÄobius band having $\textrm{n}$ labelled points on its boundary. We also solve the problem when the polygon is dissected into subpolygons of arbitrary size. In each case, the associated generating function $\sum Pn^{{z}^{n}}$ is a rational function in $\textrm{z}$ and the corresponding generating function of plane polygon dissections. Finally, we obtain asymptotic estimates for the number of dissections of various kinds, and determine probability limit laws for natural parameters associated to triangulations and dissections.